Pirates vs Ninjas - Which one would you choose? And what happens when you throw in Gypsy, a Viking, a Guerrilla Terrorist, a Cowboy, an Aeronaut and Sasquatsch? A council meeting crossed with a celebrity death match, Pirates vs Ninjas centres around the emergency meeting of the Clans of Freedom. Humanities forces of freedom and anarchy are at war, and the Clans must unite together to defeat their foe. But will they be able to bury their own grievances to unite as allies?

Wolverine, Colin 'Pinetree' Meads and Bob Saget are men. But if we probed them deeper . . . past the adamantium skeleton, the black jersey and the Full House façade . . . what would we find?